Have you guys seen this Rick Perry ad?

According to Rick, what we really need in the White House is someone delusional who thinks that an ancient caveman text gives him the right to discriminate against patriotic American soldiers and use government resources to indoctrinate children into his caveman cult. Or something. Maybe I’m not smart enough to understand but that’s what it sounds like to me, anyhow.

And now for another ad! Please buy SFAM presents for your loved ones for the holidays and help support your favorite heathen blasphemer:

• SFAM Books by Jon Rosenberg
• Goats Books, also by Jon Rosenberg
• Our brand-new Dentones concert tee
• Our also brand-new Corn God Niblets sports team tee
• SFAM Holiday Greeting Cards
• And lots of prints, t-shirts, drinkware, toys and more