Why do people assume that their beliefs should be respected by people who don’t share them? I know people who believe shit that makes Winnie the Pooh look like a nature documentary. They do not need additional encouragement.

If the things you believe in have no foundation in reality you should expect that non-delusional folks might occasionally voice their disagreement. THIS IS NOT A PERSONAL ATTACK. Don’t get pissy, missy! It’s okay for people to disagree with your deeply-held convictions. This is how conversations work! Remember, if you are too busy being offended you might miss an opportunity to learn something from the vile scumbag who dares challenge you.

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