There was an old woman
Who lived in a taco
Said taco resides in
The state of Morocco
That’s all I got. More Taco Week tomorrow! In the meantime, please, please buy an SFAM book. It’s the best book you will ever own, I promise.
There was an old woman
Who lived in a taco
Said taco resides in
The state of Morocco
That’s all I got. More Taco Week tomorrow! In the meantime, please, please buy an SFAM book. It’s the best book you will ever own, I promise.
This is an entirely partially true story that happened to me at the Taco Bell. Edited for length and entertainment value. Enjoy.
May 26, 2020
In "animal sauces"
Goddamnit, there isn't a decent taco place anywhere near where I live. Not even a Chipotle. So I need every single one of you to go and purchase yourself a treat from the SFAM store. Do it. Right now, before you have a chance to think about it.
October 3, 2011
In "blandwiches"
Thanks for a hell of a phone, Steve. I poke at that thing like a million times a day. If you're still alive somewhere out there, I hope you spend like four hours a day minimum eating tacos, and that your coffin is filled with a robot double imbued with…
October 6, 2011
In "cemetary"
Tags: archaeology, corn smut, new morocco, pink, sancho, tacos, temples, the professor
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