Everything on Crime Planet is extremely urgent! Lives hang in the balance as we choose our breakfast cereals. Choose wisely.
Can a few of you buy something from my store today? I am hungry and would like to purchase some food.
Everything on Crime Planet is extremely urgent! Lives hang in the balance as we choose our breakfast cereals. Choose wisely.
Can a few of you buy something from my store today? I am hungry and would like to purchase some food.
I'm not saying bad puns are hate crimes. I'm just saying they should be. Hey have you checked out the new Bunnies Planet Squishables Kickstarter? It will change your life. We're about 25% of the way towards the fundsraising goal, please consider getting yourself a bunny friend and support the…
May 2, 2012
In "bad puns"
You might remember The Chief and Johnson from a previous installment. They're away from Crime Planet at a Murder Symposium, which is what I imagine is the CPU equivalent of a comics convention, but for homicide detectives instead of nerds. You know what's even better than murder? Cheap tee shirts! All our…
October 26, 2010
In "crime procedural universe"
In the Multiverse, even uncharted planets have well-defined nomenclature and signage. It's not just a good idea, it's the law. That green dude is me in elementary school, incidentally. You guys really like the Inner Science Rings, eh? We're going back again on Friday. I have a feeling I could post…
August 2, 2010
In "big red dudes"
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