May 2, 2017Congratulations to The New York Times on its acquisition of op-ed columnist Bret Stephens. Remember, opinions are like assholes: you can find both of them in the NYT opinion section. Get yerself some “Don’t Blame Me I Voted For Voldemort” shirts and...
August 12, 2016I have no words! Words are used to describe things. They have meaning based on our mutual agreement that they do. If you violate that agreement they're useless. We might as well be squirrels. Okay! Okay.
February 24, 2016Hopefully sciencemasters can find a way to reverse the condition soon.
October 28, 2015Howdy everyone! It’s that time of month again, when I remind you that you can help support this comic that you like to read by becoming a patron on Patreon! Your dollar gets you access to the patron feed and...
June 24, 2015I love axolotls! Hey! I revamped the rewards for Patreon patrons this week. The rewards are full of all sorts of recurring goodies, including a patron-exclusive bonus SFAM comic every month! Check out these rewards: Access to the patron-only feed,...
February 2, 2015Nine out of ten doctors agree, anti-vaxxers are morons. The tenth doctor also agrees. So does the eleventh, twelfth and the War Doctor. The Valeyard could not be reached for comment. We are now selling these brand new phone cases! Designs...
November 14, 2014It's Day 2 of Sciencemaster Adler's Science Rampage! Today's he's taking on delusional politicians. Who's next? Amorous leopards? Bank thieves? Modern dancers? Almost anyone could come under attack by Adler's reign of fact-based terror. Tune in Monday and find out!...
November 12, 2014Sciencemaster Adler and Templeton are back! In comic form! What trouble will they get up to this time? Nobody knows. Nobody.
January 22, 2014Here are the official lyrics to the Star Trek: The Original Series theme song. If you'd like to sing along, queue up the full theme from the end credits and let loose!
November 18, 2013This is the sort of thing that happens when I try to write fan fiction. Hey! Did I mention here that the new Goats and Megagamerz websites are live? I'll be adding content in chunks to each site just about every...
December 31, 2012Happy New Year everyone! Make sure all your resolutions are good ones. See you back here next year!
September 10, 2012Are you going to SPX this weekend? Because I sure am. I'll be there with Topatoco and all the other Topatoco artists and I might have some bunnies with me. Just maybe. David Malki! of Wondermark and Machine Of Death Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content Wes...
November 15, 2011This strip was written accidentally, when I thought the Sciencemastering Annex was going to win it's week's poll. Didn't happen. But I wrote it, and I feel like the topic is important enough to make sure its message gets out...
November 4, 2011We've been doing it wrong, people. You can't fight idiocy with science. Science is a mosquito to idiocy. You have to fight idiocy with superior idiocy. Check back here later today for some new product announcements! In the interminable interim,...
October 24, 2011This comic may seem juvenile and unfair at first glance, but it is important to remember that it is based on science. One cannot help it if research shows the top 1% are 99.44% douchebags. Lookie here! Chris Yates and...
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