Hey NASA: Consider this my proposal to overcome the effects of relativistic mass increase in subluminal interplanetary travel. You're welcome. If you couldn't tell, I've been changing a lot of diapers lately. Have you taken a look at the Corn God...
Looks like Sciencemaster Adler is getting out of Dodge while he still can! I wonder if he will be able to escape his obsessive fanbase out there in the wider multiverse. Let's wish him luck on his journey. Good luck!...