Full Disclosure
August 24, 2020
I've got a bad feeling about this
Tag: duck thompson
Doublespeak
August 12, 2016
I have no words! Words are used to describe things. They have meaning based on our mutual agreement that they do. If you violate that agreement they're useless. We might as well be squirrels. Okay! Okay.
Justice Cilia
February 18, 2016
Rest in peace, Justice Scantron Cilia. You made the multiverse a better place just by leaving it.
Trump Stump
September 4, 2015
Trump is saying what we're all thinking: that's he's a huge racist. Well, not really. But wouldn't that be so on-brand of him? To just hang his balls out there and admit he's a tremendous racist and pick up 15%...
Senior Moment
June 19, 2015
Death: it totally sucks. Someday, perhaps, there will be a cure. Hey! I revamped the rewards for Patreon patrons this week. The rewards are full of all sorts of recurring goodies, including a patron-exclusive bonus SFAM comic every month! Check...
Into the Cornhole
May 8, 2015
Hey Everyone! I'm going to be exhibiting at TCAF this weekend! it's at the Toronto Reference Library this Saturday and Sunday. I'll be signing books and prints and such with the Topatoco gang, tables 286-291, up on the second floor. Please come...
Cats: What’s Up With Them
April 23, 2015
Welcome to Duck Thompson's latest installment in his ongoing hard-hitting investigative series! This one takes on the heavily entrenched cat lobby.
Kittengate
January 28, 2015
There's a lot of "gates" these days! Here's one that we can all get behind. It's nearly the end of the month! That means that you have an opportunity to become an SFAM Patreon patron! Chip in a buck or...
There But For The Grace Of Corn God
January 12, 2015
Babies have it rough in the Multiverse. Please, think of the poor baby geniuses next time you're praying to the Mayonnaise Demon. Hey! You know what's great? The SFAM Purchaseables Store! Check it out, why not?
Bird Tools
September 10, 2014
Today is Day Two of our three-part bird epic. I hope you like it. SPX is THIS WEEKEND! I'm going to be exhibiting with Topatoco as is the custom. Please stop by and regale me with Tales of Interest!
Dogs: What’s Up With Them?
July 25, 2014
Here's a brand new comic about dogs! Someday we will understand them, but probably not on a Friday. I hope all of you are having a great life! Really, really great.
Spar Wars
May 29, 2014
There's no such thing as "just a joke." Jokes are powerful. They communicate intent and mindset. They should not be dismissed lightly. If you tell me "Aw, I was just joking," it means you got caught out saying something shitty...
Tragedy At Eleven
April 23, 2014
Duck Thompson is back with more news-type infotainment! Without his dedication, the world would never focus on minor tragedies at the exclusion of genuine news. Okay! Love you all. Be safe. Wear your seatbelts.
The Rat
February 13, 2014
Welcome to Day 3 of Duck Thompson month! YEEEE-HA If you're going to talk, make it interesting. Detail makes a world come alive.
Return To Crab City
February 11, 2014
Welcome back to Crab City! It's been a while but it still smells fresh. We just hit 800 patrons over at Patreon! Thanks to all of you who have made it possible for me to keep cranking out the comics....
The Debate
February 7, 2014
I asked a bunch of you on Twitter what you wanted to see, and this is what you asked for. I approve. Have a great weekend, everyone!
Top Ten
December 23, 2013
This is one of my top ten comics that I made today. Here is another! Matt Bors was kind enough to invite me to contribute to The Nib over on Medium, so I did. Let us know if you like it!...
Pope Fructose XII
September 23, 2013
Hello SFAM readers! We've got a couple of new products in our store today. I'm pleased to introduce the Bunnies Polo Shirt and the I Tried Tee. Please take a look, and if you like them, purchase one! Or both....
Bearstorm Of The Century
October 29, 2012
So, yeah, it's looking like we're all going to die. This may be my very last comic ever. If future sciencemasters figure out a way to resurrect me from the genetic residue they find between the keys of my keyboard,...
Dick And Duck
March 20, 2012
Duck Thompson is back! He's the Multiverse's answer to Barbara Walters. Have you ever noticed that it's the folks who squawk about smaller government and government interference in private lives that want the government to regulate how women use their...
A Duck You Can Trust
September 28, 2011
The Corn God creation myth says that the Corn God created all of existence from one of His Niblets, plucked from His own chest and served in a delicious cream sauce, about thirty years ago. It also says that Sting's...
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