The Corn God personally answers all the prayers he receives! The response is usually fiery death from above.
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The Corn God
We've discussed the Corn God before in these comics, but this is the first time he's shown up in person, I think. Corn God 1, YHWH 0. Okay! That's enough for now. Go buy an adorable stuffed bunny.
April 17, 2013
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Son Of Corn God
Corn God gets around, and he's not the careful type. I bet he has lots of kids all over the place! Check this space later today, we're going to be launching the first of our SFAM t-shirts right here sometime in the next 24 hours. Stay tuned!
November 23, 2010
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There But For The Grace Of Corn God
Babies have it rough in the Multiverse. Please, think of the poor baby geniuses next time you're praying to the Mayonnaise Demon. Hey! You know what's great? The SFAM Purchaseables Store! Check it out, why not?
January 12, 2015
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