I have purposefully eliminated all traces of memory concerning my high school days. I’d tell you how terrible it was but I don’t remember a thing. Really! Hopefully nobody interviews any of my old classmates for my inevitable upcoming unauthorized biography. But they know to keep quiet. Right? You keep your mouths shut, people. You keep quiet if you value your pets and vehicles.
Don’t forget, we’re still discontinuing our Mustache Rides shirt! At this very moment! Can you afford not to buy one? NO. That is the answer.
Oh, and Friday is Inner Science Rings Day once again this week. Again! We’ll maybe find out a little more about Sciencemaster Gunter’s murder. Or maybe not! Maybe Templeton will sit on a chair and whittle. I haven’t decided.