Some days I feel like I have done enough things. Not for the day, for a lifetime. And yet, more things keep coming! This happens all the time, and I have been making careful notes concerning the phenomenon in an effort to find out what causes it and possibly find a cure. Once a cure has been found I will spend my remaining days napping and playing video games and snorting crushed oreo cookies and thinking up new and exciting ways to hurt productivity gurus.
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Everyone should get a turn at emperor! Fifteen minutes to crush everyone who ever wronged you. Pack them all onto a rocket and shoot them into the sun. Feed their children to ravenous pigs. Whatever tickles your fancy, I’m not one to judge. Except when it’s my turn at emperor, of course.
Congrats, everyone! Science has solved all of our problems and has moved on to more intellectually stimulating fare: whether or not you should be a dick. As a sufferer of chronic dickishness myself I suspect that being a dick is a genetic thing and we shouldn’t be discriminating against those who suffer from it. On the contrary! I suspect we are due some government moneys for all the suffering we dicks have endured and/or created.
Voting sure was tight this weekend in the Repeat Destination poll! As I had hoped, the new rules have shaken things up a bit and returned things to a state of pleasant unpredictability. Plains of Virath edged out The Deathzones by a mere two votes! That is some tight margin right there. I think the Deathzones might have to make a second appearance if I want to appease you slathering hordes. Not this week, maybe not next week, but eventually. When your checks clear.
Looks like Sciencemaster Adler is getting out of Dodge while he still can! I wonder if he will be able to escape his obsessive fanbase out there in the wider multiverse. Let’s wish him luck on his journey. Good luck!
This week’s voting takes place under the version 1.1 voting rules! The Inner Science Rings has already secured its place in the Hall of Fame, so feel free to safely vote for whatever level of existence tickles your fancy without fear for dear Templeton.
Next Week's Repeat Destination:
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