Everyone should get a turn at emperor! Fifteen minutes to crush everyone who ever wronged you. Pack them all onto a rocket and shoot them into the sun. Feed their children to ravenous pigs. Whatever tickles your fancy, I’m not one to judge. Except when it’s my turn at emperor, of course.
On a distant planet, in an alien galaxy, somewhere in an entirely different universe from ours, there are bunnies. Lots of them. Probably.
That is to say, we can't be certain of their existence from an empirical standpoint but odds are that somewhere out there in the unthinkable vastness of the multiverse, there's a planet entirely devoted to turning out the cutest bunnies possible.


